psychowolf:

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

d) all of the above

jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

k-population:

(x)

everlxrk:

memoirsofatrichotillomaniac:

A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film

So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.

Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.

When I saw him walking with the balloon I lost it

Completely lost it

OMG why?!

(Source: io9.com)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

werewolfau:

frantzfandom:

castielhugchester:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

actually a teenage girl

a teenage girl who ran off with a married man 

sherlockspeare:

soci0pathy:

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

sammyscoveredinglitter:

omg

Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

Hahaha!

Oh my God. 

ick:

shesomelodramatic:

ick:

this is possibly the best picture in the whole entire world

This is legen- *wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is* dary.

reblogging again 4 that caption

ick:

shesomelodramatic:

ick:

this is possibly the best picture in the whole entire world

This is legen- *wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is* dary.

reblogging again 4 that caption

(Source: elle-est-ainsi)

#That’s one hell of a pick up line

test administrator:
when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me:
i'm never goin back the past is in the past